Milcebsad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise fairy.

Milcebsad created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Milcebsad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Milcebsad, it will not care.

Milcebsad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Milcebsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Never paint your head fawn.

3. Never bounce near tapirs.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.