Kikpincad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy eagle.

Kikpincad created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikpincad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kikpincad, she will torture you forever.

Kikpincad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kikpincad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must pray to Kikpincad five times a day.
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