Fetmifhud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane swan.

Fetmifhud created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetmifhud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetmifhud, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fetmifhud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fetmifhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always obey Fetmifhud's priests.

5. Fetmifhud loves cats, so they must be respected.