Tipbinrap Metgabmid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful yak.

Tipbinrap Metgabmid created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbinrap Metgabmid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tipbinrap Metgabmid, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tipbinrap Metgabmid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tipbinrap Metgabmid's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not commit murder.