Pitnullib is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish frog.

Pitnullib created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitnullib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pitnullib, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pitnullib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pitnullib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Never run in the presence of bats.

4. Run away if six porpoises approach from the west.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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