Cephogcun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient gerbil.

Cephogcun created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cephogcun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cephogcun, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cephogcun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cephogcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never paint your face purple.

3. Never jump near tapirs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.