Bumnegbed is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured skunk.

Bumnegbed created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumnegbed, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bumnegbed, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bumnegbed's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bumnegbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Bumnegbed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Bumnegbed loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Always obey Bumnegbed's priests.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.