Witwigbab Teenrentar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful slug.

Witwigbab Teenrentar created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witwigbab Teenrentar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Witwigbab Teenrentar, she will turn you into a plant.

Witwigbab Teenrentar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Witwigbab Teenrentar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at moons.