Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty troll.

Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not take Pinbasstongomguddavsawsig's name in vain.