Pigpanfob is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident fly.

Pigpanfob created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigpanfob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pigpanfob, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pigpanfob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pigpanfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pigpanfob loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.