Himwadsis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical snail.

Himwadsis created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Himwadsis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himwadsis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Himwadsis' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Himwadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.