Genhanlid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered yak.

Genhanlid created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genhanlid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genhanlid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Genhanlid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Genhanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not take Genhanlid's name in vain.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.