Honnartcam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sage wolf.

Honnartcam created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Honnartcam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Honnartcam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Honnartcam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Honnartcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Run away from fawn moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never think about gravity.