Lipomtomt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced narwhal.

Lipomtomt created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Lipomtomt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipomtomt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lipomtomt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Lipomtomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near turtles.

2. Do not take Lipomtomt's name in vain.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.