Flamcantanbim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless wolf.

Flamcantanbim created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamcantanbim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flamcantanbim, she will not care at all.

Flamcantanbim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flamcantanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Run away if four voles approach from the east.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never pour water over plants.