Dotgedbogkikhig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous snail.

Dotgedbogkikhig created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgedbogkikhig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotgedbogkikhig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dotgedbogkikhig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dotgedbogkikhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Dotgedbogkikhig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your chest red.