Ladcibham is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate scorpion.

Ladcibham created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcibham, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladcibham, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ladcibham's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ladcibham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Worship no other gods but Ladcibham.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.