Weeruthamrigratvil is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent mongoose.

Weeruthamrigratvil created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeruthamrigratvil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weeruthamrigratvil, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Weeruthamrigratvil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Weeruthamrigratvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not take Weeruthamrigratvil's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.