Taptiflop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying bear.

Taptiflop created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Taptiflop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Taptiflop, she will turn you into a dog.

Taptiflop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Taptiflop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Taptiflop must be the most important thing in your life.