Targlidyak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic hummingbird.

Targlidyak created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlidyak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targlidyak, she will not care.

Targlidyak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Targlidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never laugh near hamsters.

5. Do not chop down trees.