Rutcutcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Rutcutcum created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutcutcum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutcutcum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rutcutcum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rutcutcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not dye your hair white.