Himhugziss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited dugong.

Himhugziss created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Himhugziss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himhugziss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Himhugziss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Himhugziss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of doves.

2. You must pray to Himhugziss seven times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.