Panglarppop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome bird.

Panglarppop created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Panglarppop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Panglarppop, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Panglarppop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Panglarppop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never wear cyan shoes.

5. Never look at comets.