Zessgengat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust duck.

Zessgengat created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zessgengat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zessgengat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zessgengat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zessgengat's Holy Commandments

1. Zessgengat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.