Tailrowjop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional gorilla.

Tailrowjop created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrowjop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailrowjop, he will not invite you to parties.

Tailrowjop's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tailrowjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must love Tailrowjop.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailrowjop.

5. You must pray to Tailrowjop nine times a day.