Zitzast is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, quiet tapir.

Zitzast created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zitzast, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zitzast, he will turn you into a hamster.

Zitzast's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zitzast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Retreat if five geese approach from the east.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always obey Zitzast's priests.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.