Ligcarhadtin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy pig.

Ligcarhadtin created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligcarhadtin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ligcarhadtin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ligcarhadtin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ligcarhadtin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Ligcarhadtin on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick sheep.