Himlarping is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, staggering rhinoceros.

Himlarping created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlarping, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Himlarping, he will cry a lot.

Himlarping's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Himlarping's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed tomatoes to sharks while wearing pink skirts.

5. Himlarping must be the most important thing in your life.