Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Vegpitbab Fodrennib Vaglargyatt.

5. Always take life seriously.