Yarcidmobrutstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent armadillo.

Yarcidmobrutstig created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarcidmobrutstig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarcidmobrutstig, it will turn you into a frog.

Yarcidmobrutstig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yarcidmobrutstig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not take Yarcidmobrutstig's name in vain.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Do not wear white clothing.