Yarlbestxin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak hedgehog.

Yarlbestxin created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbestxin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarlbestxin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yarlbestxin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yarlbestxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.