Lignullzimbod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy mink.

Lignullzimbod created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lignullzimbod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lignullzimbod, it will manifest in front of you.

Lignullzimbod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lignullzimbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear gray skirts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Always wear pink.