Bessgettof is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Bessgettof created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bessgettof, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bessgettof, she will remove you from existence.

Bessgettof's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bessgettof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bessgettof.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.