Queegvinshav Pongud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing jackal.

Queegvinshav Pongud created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegvinshav Pongud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegvinshav Pongud, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Queegvinshav Pongud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Queegvinshav Pongud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never wear mauve rings.