Yogrotrull is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful troll.

Yogrotrull created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogrotrull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogrotrull, he will turn you into a worm.

Yogrotrull's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yogrotrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always obey Yogrotrull's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.