Dodcemleg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, grumpy warg.

Dodcemleg created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodcemleg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodcemleg, he will make you grow a tail.

Dodcemleg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dodcemleg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodcemleg.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.