Dodzakhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, two-faced alligator.

Dodzakhiv created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodzakhiv, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dodzakhiv, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dodzakhiv's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dodzakhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. You must pray to Dodzakhiv nine times a day.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never eat bark.