Godyiksaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able dragon.

Godyiksaw created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Godyiksaw, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godyiksaw, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godyiksaw's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Godyiksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Godyiksaw must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.