Piggovfet Baddumlip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered gnu.

Piggovfet Baddumlip created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggovfet Baddumlip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Piggovfet Baddumlip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Piggovfet Baddumlip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Piggovfet Baddumlip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Piggovfet Baddumlip.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat bananas.