Flabrul is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing meerkat.

Flabrul created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabrul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flabrul, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flabrul's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed peas to mice while wearing violet shirts.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never eat limes.