Fasxenvil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable wasp.

Fasxenvil created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasxenvil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fasxenvil, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fasxenvil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fasxenvil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fasxenvil first in all things.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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