Dimdabhim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited horse.

Dimdabhim created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimdabhim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimdabhim, he will turn you into a frog.

Dimdabhim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dimdabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not kill great tits.