Zedpigbus is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering sheep.
Zedpigbus created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Zedpigbus, it will approve.
If you do not believe in Zedpigbus, it will try to impress you with trees.
Zedpigbus' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Zedpigbus' Holy Commandments
1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never paint your face brown.
5. Feed all hungry swans.