Kemgedlin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic yak.

Kemgedlin created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Kemgedlin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kemgedlin, it will turn you into a rock.

Kemgedlin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kemgedlin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.