Ladflowfunfat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient wren.

Ladflowfunfat created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladflowfunfat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladflowfunfat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ladflowfunfat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ladflowfunfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Respect your elders.