Higtapsog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak cobra.

Higtapsog created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higtapsog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Higtapsog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Higtapsog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Higtapsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Hide if four manatees approach from the east.

5. Never think about cell theory.