Guptiffun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet hare.

Guptiffun created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Guptiffun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Guptiffun, he will manifest in front of you.

Guptiffun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Guptiffun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Hide from yellow mice for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Guptiffun on top of important buildings.