Wityogrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty dragonfly.

Wityogrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wityogrutt, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wityogrutt, he will turn you into a goat.

Wityogrutt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wityogrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat cherries.