Jendamwan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Jendamwan created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jendamwan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jendamwan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jendamwan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jendamwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear indigo jumpers.

4. Put Jendamwan first in all things.

5. Never talk about amino acids.