Tadcimvig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate penguin.

Tadcimvig created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcimvig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tadcimvig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tadcimvig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tadcimvig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Tadcimvig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Fast once a month.